Joe's Maxims

A Jedi Knight?!? I'm out of it for a while and everyone's having delusions of grandeur! - Han Solo

There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy. - Hamlet

I've also been told that a little turmoil is the norm and that any attempts to eradicate turmoil will lead to failure. - an old book written in Gujrati

There was a young lady from Hyde
Who ate a green apple and died.
While her lover lamented
The apple fermented
And made cider inside her inside.

- fortune

Proper planning prevents piss-poor performance. - Dad

Achilles: Do you believe in God?
Tortise: I believe this sentence is true.
- anonymous

Until one is committed there is always hesitancy, the chance to draw back, always ineffectiveness. Concerning all acts of initiative (and creation), there is one elementary truth - ignorance of which kills countless ideas and splendid plans: That the moment one definitely commits oneself, then Providence moves too. All sorts of things occur to help one that would never otherwise have occurred. A whole stream of events and issues from the decision, raising in one's favor all manner of unforeseen incidents and meetings and material assistance, which no man could have dreamed would come his way. Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it. Begin it now. - Goethe

I am a cipher. A cipher, wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce. - Jimmy James, News Radio